🤔 Step 1: Prepare Your Mindset (AKA “The Sigma Stance”)

Before taking this test, ensure you’re sitting alone in a dimly lit room, preferably with a single spotlight on your face. Play some lo-fi beats in the background. Stare intensely at the screen as if you’re solving the mysteries of the universe. Remember: Regular people take personality tests; Sigmas take DESTINY CALCULATORS.

Pro Tip: If someone walks into the room while you’re taking this test, maintain eye contact with the screen. True Sigmas never break concentration, even if the house is on fire.

⚡ Step 2: Answer Like Your Lone Wolf Status Depends On It

Each question is a sacred ritual. Don’t just click answers – DECLARE them with the confidence of someone who’s never needed to ask for directions (because Sigmas navigate by pure instinct and Google Maps).

Remember: If you find yourself agreeing with anything that involves “group activities” or “seeking approval,” your Sigma license may be revoked. The Sigma Council is always watching… from a respectful distance, of course.

🎯 Step 3: Interpret Your Results Like a Mysterious Prophecy

85-100%: Congratulations! You’re so Sigma that even other Sigmas are intimidated. You probably read this guide while doing one-handed push-ups.

70-84%: Strong Sigma energy detected! You’re like Batman, but with better social distancing skills.

55-69%: Sigma-in-training. You’re getting there, but you still make eye contact with cashiers. Work on that.

40-54%: Some Sigma qualities detected. You’re like a Sigma, but you still check your phone for likes. Baby steps.

Below 40%: Houston, we have a problem. But don’t worry – even Sigmas had to start somewhere (probably alone in their room).

📱 Step 4: Share Your Results (The Sigma Paradox)

Here’s the ultimate Sigma dilemma: True Sigmas don’t need validation, but how else will people know you’re a Sigma? Solution: Share your results with the caption “Just confirming what I already knew 😎” and then immediately go offline for 3 days to maintain your mysterious aura.

Advanced Sigma Move: Screenshot your results, but crop out the actual score. Let people wonder. Mystery is your middle name (your first name is probably something cool like “Phoenix” or “Shadow”).

🚨 Important Disclaimers (Read This While Looking Bored)

Warning: Taking this test may cause sudden urges to wear all black, listen to podcasts about cryptocurrency, and explain why you don’t “do” small talk.

Side Effects May Include: Increased eye-rolling at social events, sudden interest in minimalist furniture, and the inexplicable ability to make any conversation about “the grind.”

Final Note: This calculator is scientifically designed by a team of one person who watched a lot of YouTube videos about personality types. Results may vary based on your level of main character energy and coffee intake.

🎉 Bonus: How to Maximize Your Sigma Score (Legally)

1. Answer every question while mentally playing your own theme song

2. If a question asks about group activities, imagine you’re the protagonist of an anime

3. Remember: Regular people have friends, Sigmas have “strategic alliances”

4. When in doubt, choose the answer that would make your horoscope jealous

5. Take the test at 3 AM for maximum Sigma authenticity (this is when all the best introspection happens)